Thursday, May 5, 2011

What do you say when you have too much to say?

I have always wondered what do you say to people that you just want to verbally throw-up on?  Working in a high energy/ high turnover/ and a high amount of stupid people coming in asking and telling your the stupidest things you can ever imagine, you would think I would have learned by now that I just need to hold my ...   I have learned that when you think you are doing a great job and then here comes that one person who wants to complain about everything you do, but wont talk to me about their issues  with me. I know I can't make everybody happy but I would like to at least know what the heck is going on.  Ok that's my blow up for today... In between, people not wanting a dog after 8 years, to people up set at the rules of the job, to the sweet people who think I am incompetent I just have to say... naner naner boo boo stick your head in.... !!!

Have a great guys and don't forget its Cinco-De-Drink-O, and I have a bottle with my name on it!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Pritty For A Fat Girl...

Ohh Yes you read that title right. Just so you know I am about to die of laughter and the grin on my face is real. I couldn't wait to tell anybody who would read this story; you have to love Old Ladies!!

As I woke up this morning I couldn't help but think it was going to be a great day, I didn't need an alarm and I poped out of bet around 6:30am. As I went to see the damage my new Foster Dog had done, I thought to myself that I wanted to go all out for church today.  Luckily Mel my new Sch Foster had behaved himself, giving me plenty of time to go to early service.... As I proceeded to get ready and thinking I looked DAMN good. I headed out for church.

All was well church was great, lunch with friends wonderful, lazy day exquisite! I had not even undressed for church just hanging around the house doing work on the computer, then comes a knock on my door.... I answer my door in my Sundays best and yes there she was. A beautiful woman with coco skin, green eyes and hair as black as the night sky with no moon. Her grey just barely made its appearance in her hair as a faint star shining through the night sky. You could tell she did not have an easy start, the callouses on her hands and the sweet wrinkles that framed her eyes wasthe tell she had work hard for that Prada bag she was holding now. As she proceeded to hand me some literature of Christ and how he died for my sins. I giggled in my head, did I really look like I needed that. (Maybe she knows something I don't) As we bantered back and fourth about Church and Life she could see that as much as I was enjoing this She was not needed in the way she had first suspected, so she sweetly made her leave.

As I sat down thinking of our conversation, another knock came from the door. There she was and I would like to quote her; " I know this isn't my place, but it seems that you are the only one here. A life with animals is great, but you should be married and have a family. Your Pretty for a fat girl and there is no reason you should be alone. " She then apologized for she could see I was in shock over her opinion. I thanked her for stopping by, why I don't know.... I went back inside and at a loss for words I came here to share my story. Still not sure how I want to take this, but I am sure its only going to be a motavational tool!!

Warning for girls who open their doors to sweet old ladies, sometimes sweet is only in the appearance.

Have a great night!

Introductions

As I held the milk carton in my hand deciding weather or not to poor the milk through a straw, my family walks through the door with a look on their faces that can only resemble one of intrigued shock.
           This is one of my favorite stories in my life, it has so much of my personality in just one run on sentence. My thrill seeking side, my families feeling on most of my actions in life, and the best part my ability to do new and stupid things as other ask; Why?
           DISCLAIMER: If you are going to read my blog be ready for me to make up words, misspell so bad that spell checker can't fix it, and so many other things will be wrong with this blog. Just let it brighten your day!! :)

Living For The Next is my saying that reminds me that I am not living for this world, I am living for Gods Kingdom. Although you will see I am far from perfect I embrace that there is nothing I can do to get Gods approval or make him love me. He already does love me, he took the time to make me who I am, and although he may not approve of what I do, he will always be there to guide me back and help me stay on coarse.

My hopes for this blog... not a thing. I am just needing an outlet for who I am, what I want, and maybe to give somebody  a  great big SMILE  when they read this. I will say I will not be holding anything back, so sit back and enjoy.  This will be my past, present, and maybe some of my crazy stories that you can only hope I am making up, but are true. I do hope you enjoy.

Just in case you were wondering, I didn't poor the milk through the straw but how cool would that have been if I could have pulled that off!! Stick around I just may tell you the story that lead up to the milk pouring. Please remember this is life according to me, if you were there and the story was different to you....then write your own blog and tell your side of it...lol  

Till Next Time~ Try Your Best and Remember WHEN you fall,  Pick yourself back up, you learn more when you allow yourself to grow.