Ohh Yes you read that title right. Just so you know I am about to die of laughter and the grin on my face is real. I couldn't wait to tell anybody who would read this story; you have to love Old Ladies!!
As I woke up this morning I couldn't help but think it was going to be a great day, I didn't need an alarm and I poped out of bet around 6:30am. As I went to see the damage my new Foster Dog had done, I thought to myself that I wanted to go all out for church today. Luckily Mel my new Sch Foster had behaved himself, giving me plenty of time to go to early service.... As I proceeded to get ready and thinking I looked DAMN good. I headed out for church.
All was well church was great, lunch with friends wonderful, lazy day exquisite! I had not even undressed for church just hanging around the house doing work on the computer, then comes a knock on my door.... I answer my door in my Sundays best and yes there she was. A beautiful woman with coco skin, green eyes and hair as black as the night sky with no moon. Her grey just barely made its appearance in her hair as a faint star shining through the night sky. You could tell she did not have an easy start, the callouses on her hands and the sweet wrinkles that framed her eyes wasthe tell she had work hard for that Prada bag she was holding now. As she proceeded to hand me some literature of Christ and how he died for my sins. I giggled in my head, did I really look like I needed that. (Maybe she knows something I don't) As we bantered back and fourth about Church and Life she could see that as much as I was enjoing this She was not needed in the way she had first suspected, so she sweetly made her leave.
As I sat down thinking of our conversation, another knock came from the door. There she was and I would like to quote her; " I know this isn't my place, but it seems that you are the only one here. A life with animals is great, but you should be married and have a family. Your Pretty for a fat girl and there is no reason you should be alone. " She then apologized for she could see I was in shock over her opinion. I thanked her for stopping by, why I don't know.... I went back inside and at a loss for words I came here to share my story. Still not sure how I want to take this, but I am sure its only going to be a motavational tool!!
Warning for girls who open their doors to sweet old ladies, sometimes sweet is only in the appearance.
Have a great night!
LOL! Wow, I can't believe she felt the need to come back and tell you that. Well, yea, these days there is no tellin' what people will say. How do these type of people find you? I think you're pretty for any kind of gal!
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